Small Talk

I might respond a bit abruptly when you message me with the usual friendly small talk--"Hi", "How are you" and that kind of thing. It's not that I don't like you, and the last thing I want is to be rude.

Virtual sex is what I do for a living.  I love my job, and I'm very attentive to my clients.   Sadly, a lot of guys think it's a joke. They will message me just to entertain themselves and distract me from paying clients and marketing work. I find it hard to feel hot, horny and sexy with the guys who are sincerely interested in what I do if I'm irritable about those who are just jerking me around.

To avoid any confusion about what kind of guy you are, what I need to hear from you quickly is that you'd like a session. Please ask me if I'm available,  and how long you'd like to play.  This also secures your time with me, because I sometimes get more than one customer messaging at once, and I'm always getting calls on my phone sex line (which I turn off when I'm hired by you!).

Once we get payment out of the way, we can chat all you like, about whatever turns you on, as my attention will be devoted only to you. If you just want to chat, that's great--you can use your session time however you like. I offer nonsexual voice companionship at half rate.

If you want to plan a session in the future, be it 15 minutes from now or next Tuesday, I take appointments with a $1500 nonrefundable reservation fee. The fee is credited to  your session time and forfeited if you don't show up. 

If you just wanted to say hello, great! Please come by and chat with me when I'm dancing in the club, and do remember to tip!  If I'm not dancing, it means I'm either juggling too many IM's to be social or I'm working on marketing. However if you're wanting a session, please interrupt me!